I'd rather not leave everyone down from my whining about my putrid problems, so here is part two of my fact list. Enjoy the feeling of your head being engorged with knowledge, and use it as your shield when facing the world, the way ignorant people use god, and that fat racist thief, Julius Malema uses poor people.
12. Turkey has the largest subterranean cave network of any country on earth, stretching over 1200kms, and able to house the entire population 3 times over.
13. Pet cats are responsible for the highest percentage of pet owner's deaths, followed by dogs, with snakes and rabbits in third place. Statistically, the safest pet to own is a cricket.
14. Rapper Snoop Dogg spent 1991-1993 performing under 12 different names, including Killer Kalvin, Doggz Body MC, Broadus Sholdaz, MC Heartplug, and Snoopy G-Buster, until he settled on his now famous moniker.
15. Liquidised maggots are the same consistency as hen's egg whites, but with 3 times the protein, and are used extensively in Japan, parts of China, and parts of Korea in all baked goods.
16. Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmore played the longest guitar solo in history on 22 June 1971 in an outdoor concert in London. Lasting for 6 hours 12 minutes, Gilmore wore a catheter and colostomy bag for the duration, and had a roadie feed him a roast beef and mustard baguette after the first 2 hours. The rest of the band played for 90 minutes, and were then replaced by session musicians and members of Hawkwind, Camel, and the drummer from the Moody Blues.
17. There are currently more computer mice on earth than there are real mice.
18. The collective population of America outweighs the collective population of India, even though there are less than a third as many people.
19. The original historical Jesus Christ was actually a carpenter, although he specialised in erotic furniture. He married a woman called Mary, and had 3 sons and 1 daughter. He never incited revolution although he was an outspoken activist who opposed Roman taxes and brutality. Towards the end of his life he spearheaded an organistion of Jews who experimented with hallucinogenic plants and astral projection.
20. Between 40 and 60 people every year die when they rupture cranial blood vessels during violent sneezing.
Your head is fat now? Your head couldn't eat any more? Well maybe? Just a little one......just a little one for desert......something sweet and chocolaty....mmmmmmmm. Oh alright then.
21. Last year a bible verse was found on the inside of a duck's egg by a farmer in Texas. It was claimed to be a miracle until experts discovered 3 misspellings and the word "sucker" at the end of the last sentence. It was immediately condemned as a hoax and the farmer was fined $200000 which bankrupted him.
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